Monday, January 01, 2007

Top Ten List List

My New Years Resolution:
Make a list of the top ten lists I plan to write. (And once again swerve around that tricky paragraphs and punctuation thing.)

10- Top ten times I've had to have a forien object removed from my body.
9- Top ten ways to freak an angry person over the edge.
8- Top ten UFO/paranormal/bigfoot sightings.
7-Top ten get rich quick ideas by crazy er eccentric means.
6- Top ten scary places I've been lost.
5-Top ten times letters of apology I've written, or should have.
4-Top ten ridiculous lies I've told and gotten away with.
3-Top ten non fabric items I've made into clothes.
2-Top ten songs I've written around the word "off".
1-Top ten hot and torrid love affairs with the famous and infamous or just deluted.

Did I mention the Icelandic tried poisoning me with Gravlox? Watch you backs Siggi and Suri. I lived. Happy New Year.

3 comments:

Rootietoot said...

I've decided I am going to live my life vicariously though you.

Professor Batty said...

...concerning #10. Will that concern your international love-life?

Christi Lee said...

I am going to STEAL your top ten lists. You just set the bar high for a GRAND 2007. Thanks!